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Well, I am preparing a grand rant, on the hell of York University, but with school and life it is taking way more time than I expected, so I figured I'd just post a quick rambling to ensure that my blog isn't naked... although a nekkid blog might be kinda hot.So today, March 1st, saw a nice blanket of snow over the GTA. It kinda messed my day up a bit, with the wet shoes, and having to get up WAY too early to make it to class. Class was amusing as always, cause well, me and Adam are awesome. Who else notices that their Professor (Klaus Kraay) has the physique of Johnny Depp at the end of the movie Blow. "Disco Shit".
So, on the way to school, I always have a lot of time to think about things. And two things stand out, in relation to my drive into school. The first is that I really rely on those electronic signs. I don't really give a crap about the "Children are precious, buckle up" ones, cause, we all know kids are anything but precious. But the ones that say things like "Lakeshore moving well, GARDENER IS A DEATH TRAP, DO NOT ENTER" or vice versa, really help the drive in. And wouldn't you know it, that sign, my favourite sign...is broken.
I also decided I would like to have the power to read the minds of people coming from the other direction. If I could hear them thinking things like I do, such as "HAHAHAHA! Look at those suckers, driving into a horrible traffic jam" or "Lucky SOBs, they have not one bit o' traffic ahead of them"; I would know whether or not to get off the damn highway.
Now, yesterday as I sat through the biggest piece of garbage Marketing class, I thought of another power I want to possess. I want to be like Alex Mac... remember her, and her "secret world". If I could be all radioactive and just turn into a puddle, I would have been able to escape the evil red jacket TAs. (These guys walk around in matching red jackets and berets, and take away your participation points if you talk... they have some serious power issues. Like this one bearded dude, is total power trip, like stalking around, writing down peoples names.).
Coming Soon: Me as a mind reading puddle... it's going to happen folks.
posted by passionflake @ 8:10 PM
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