Grimsby Day - Part III
At long last, it is time to complete the story of Grimsby Day... about 3 months later. My bad.So, when we last read about this motley crew of characters, they had successfully made it to the Falls, and were about to search for the mysterious Lick's for some grub....
So we take off from the touristy part of Niagara Falls, and were able to count no less then three trillion hotels offering heart shaped tubs. Seriously... TRASH VEGAS!!!! Now, all we know about this Lick's is that it once existed on some road that remains nameless in my mind. But as we keep driving, we cannot find it. So we stop at some hotel (most likely offering a heart shaped tub) to enquire. We send Nate to investigate, but it was closed. So we go to hotel/motel number two, and Nate again goes in. This time we have success.... sort of... we find out that while, yes there was a Licks, it was long since closed. We were devastated, what were we to do with ourselves??? Normal people would have turned around and gone home, admitting defeat. But not us... and not on this day! So I ask you all.... have you ever eaten in outer space??? I HAVE.
We ate lunch in a FLYING SAUCER!!! It was this totally kick ass restaurant that was shaped like a flying saucer. The food was your typical diner-ish fare... leaning towards the greasy fried side. But Nate... he ate a turkey sandwich. That my friends, is a classy ride. Turkey, inside a flying saucer, on a Wednesday in the middle of March, when you should be at school, in one of Canada's most surreal cities. Honestly, by this point in the day I figured that there was no where to go but down. It had been one "hella tight" ride so far, and I couldn't imagine it being much more adventurous. But oh how I was wrong... and really what was I thinking, a day with the unsavoury characters is certainly never dull!
So after lunch we beasted it back to Grimsby. The plan for the remainder of the day was to buy some food at Sobey's, get beer for St. Patties (which was the following day), eat dinner, then head back to Toronto. So in Sobey's we got a wide array of animal to eat... and then a little lettuce for salad. Honestly, it was like 4 HUGE steaks, and a chunk of salmon. We were like a bunch of cave people... who grunt and walk all mangly (eh Nate?? ;-) ). So we headed back to Adam's house and since we were still full from lunch we decided to have a few beers and play some SEQUENCE, a partnered card game (SnL make note!). Apparently I don't have the mental capacity to play that game very well... Adam, my partner was very displeased. And wouldn't you know it, when I tried to apologize I got sassed with "Don't apologize to me", so I went and jumped over the falls. And thus ends Grimsby Day.
By the time we got to cooking dinner, we were a little tipsy, and decided that perhaps we should just spend the night. And so we continued to drink as we cooked the most delicious meal ever.
And after we ate that tasty tasty meal... we pub crawled (for those of you who don't know what the hell that means... a pub crawl is when you go from pub to pub, drinking at each one you pass until you 'crawl' because you're too drunk to walk). At 11pm, on a Wednesday, we pub crawled Grimsby, Ontario, Canada. A tiny little butt-fuck town (no disrespect, it's just true). We walked for a year of our lives there and back in the freezing cold. But it was so worth it.
We then returned to Adam's home for some Duke's of Hazard. Woke up the next morning, grabbed Tim's, rushed back to Toronto.... thankfully my van was still alive after spending the night at the Kipling TTC station. I thus went home, showered, packed a bag, and beasted it back to Toronto for St. Patties.
And that... is how we (the SC Crew) do. This has to become a yearly tradition. From now on St. Patties starts on March 16th and carries to the 17th!
THE END
Most scandalous song ever: Pussy Control - Prince.
posted by passionflake @ 3:01 PM
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who am i?
i) i have a nice bum
ii) may or may not like children
iii) am friends with a woman beater
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